This Is How We Rock

updates!!

2009-02-11T04:16:00.000-08:00

hey everyone been busy lately,
so.. i'm in the hotel industry now for my 3months industrial training,
I MISS MY FRIENDS!! i dont get to see them much now,sigh
i miss being in taylors!
and let me tell you about SWISS GARDEN HOTEL,
its okay lah,frigging boring.. nothing much,white chicks are hot,XP
and i wanna stay in a hostel,met some friends there which i'm okay with,
told me about the hostels,they told me not to stay, WHY???
BECAUSE!! the bloody hostel,when u go to the bed room,your white bed sheets,can turn into GREEEEEENNNNN!!!! GREEEEn I TELL YOU!! and the toilet? toilet is the most important thing to have in the house without it you cant shower and feel good,well the toilet in the hostel is
ALSO FRIGGIN DIRTY! the toilet bowl?FRIGGIN BRIGHT YELLOW IN CORROUR lol,and u can bloody smell the Aroma weyh!! my goodness and on your way to the hostel also you'll have second thoughts,
its just opposite the hostels where you can see the flats? thts the hostel and it is SO unattractive,
AND I SO envy JOSHUA!! look at his blog weyh about his hostel SO BLOODY CLEAN AND NICE!! i'm not gonna stay in the hostel,its not a really good place for me to work at also,i mean in Swiss Garden,boring weyh,and i must work there for A YEAR and 3MONTHS!!! god save me...
i miss my friends,i miss chilling out with them,to all you fella's out there who knows tht i know you,i miss u all!!! especially my brothers! Daniel,Janus,Hamse,Syazwan,Azrul,Randy,Shaun,Jun,Benedict,Leslie, ma sista's! Crys,Isabelle,Jaz,Michy,Wyn,etc. too many!!! I LOVE YOU ALL MAN!!! pray for me!!!

OUR FIRST ONE MONTH and SHAWN'S BIRTHDAY

2009-02-01T19:59:00.001-08:00

I stayed at Hamse's house for 3days for CNY,Baby stayed over too on friday,next morning everyone was still sleeping,I woke up about 3 something,we were all waiting for Daniel,thought he would come,but he was home sleeping lol.The dam cat shit in the toilet,No one wanted to clean it,it was Jaz's cat,the whole freaking house was bloody smelly, for 3 days it stink,we took Hamse's deo and sprayed allover the house lol,the next day Hamse and I took the dam shit out,haha i just sprayed the floor and Hamse picked up the poop,LOL i didn't bath for 2 days tht time,anyway on the 31 of Jan,Saturday we went Rain forest bistro,while waiting for Daniel we got bored Shawn called and asked us to follow him out,thank god we had some place to go and it was his birthday on the 1st of Feb and it was our first one month together,hehe. it was really really FUN!we drank and dance alot,made a couple new friends,names Jun and Cici i think i spelled it right,both friendly people couples,Cena was there too,it was also my first clubbing experience with my girlfriend in my whole in a relationship life,gotta admit it was fun! while we were dancing,this guy came and try to grab ma babyand dance with her,i was like its okay but if he touches her,i'd give him a punch,but Hamse,oh hahaha,i looked at his face,he was smiling,u guys know how he smiles right? lol,he was smiling for a while,while dancing,and also saw tht same guy still trying to grab my baby and dance with her,Hamse's face went pist off straight lol,Hamse was telling me,"if u get annoyed,don't worry i'll fix em" and i was okay! there was a little adrenaline rush in me,making me feel like fighting,but had to control,too many people,and i had to not be an idiot,making a scene,just because of one drunk guy,and it was Shawn's birthday as well,didn't want to spoil it for him,so after trying to grab my girl,he went to a new target,Jun'sgirl cici,Hamse was really pist off tht time,lol he was like telling tht guy,wht are you doing man,they're dancing with their girlfriends and they're my friends could u stop?and tht guy was like "ah,they're girls man just dancing,girls man" and Hamse said "eyk! i'll smak u if u talk like tht again,"lol i was ready for anything,if Hamse wereto start hitting him,i'd help lol... after all tht dancing we went back to our table,and guess wht,the waiter at rain forest,gave our Table to someone else,we we're all a little moody then,but wht the heck,we were craving for more fun,after rain forest, we went to Bonio,and we started dancing there,first there was a band playing there,we took pictures its, with Cena,and Shawn, will download it when i have it alright peeps?;Dthe band thts playing was really good,hot rockband,Hamse was having fun listening to the song also,we jumped and shout out loud,after the band, the DJ started playing techno,and i was shiffling like crazy lol,and i TER-step my baby's leg=P hehe,and she was like dance some more lah dance,hehe,oh oh and we smoke shisha also,we had heaps of fun, i wanna say THANKS SHAWN! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY! AND I LOVE U SWEETS!

hectic night..

2009-01-17T04:50:00.000-08:00

hey peeps! i'm back,and have new things to tell,sorry i didnt update my blog,kinda got bored of it for awhile so,on the 14th,wednesday i think,i went to college early,waited for everyone to finish their class,chilling with Janus.After half an hour,they came.Daniel,Hamse,Azrul,Shaun,we all sat down at the mamak stall in the campus ate for a while and just talk about stuff,Daniel wasn't feeling well.
Asked him whts wrong,he said he has headache,and i saw him holding something,somekinda spray,he told me its laughing gas,and he tried on himself,and he started laughing,we didn't believe him at first we thought he was joking around,then Janus tried after tht,then to Hamse,then Colin after tht Me,than Azrul. They kept making fun of my laugh. =( lol its because my laugh is always a HAHA....HAHA...HAHA... rofl... after a few minutes,Harith,i hope i spell his name right lol,anyway we made him try,he took after 5!DOSES only then he started laughing!!!! dam it was funny seeing him laugh.other students in the mamak stall we're eating and looking at us,hoped i've taken a video so i could post it here for y'all to see,he laughed and people was staring and he nearly broke the table,it was really fun after tht we went around asking friends to try. XD I've forgotten wht we did already after tht,i just know i went home and was on my sweet sweet bed,on the phone with ma babeh.

YESTERDAY!! i came college skipped class,went out with Daniel and the rest,played futsal,i just sat down and look at them,didn't play cause I SUCK IN FUTSAL! but its fun tho,and i missBASKETBALL!!! i'm only good at tht =D, after futsal we,as in MY BABEH!,crsytabelle,Hamse,Colin,Janus,Daniel,Syazwan,Isabelle,Azrul all of us went to summit and makan,at some Thai shop Janus told us it was nice there,
so we went and try it out,i didnt like it,Hamse went to another shop nearby and ate,the food where he ate was nice,i didnt like the food i ordered in the Thai shop,*yuck* BUT the asam laksa was nice,yum yum. OH did i mentioned tht the waitress there is very annoying,cant just shut her mouth and take our order,goodness oh and there's some really THAI GAY waiter there too,i dont know wht Hamse did to Janus while we were paying,i dont know Azrul or Hamse did something to Janus and tht Gay waiter scream ah ah ah ah.... HAHA at Janus!! lol.
We went for shisha after tht,in sunway piramid,Beside Rain Forest Bistro,Isabelle took some pictures i'll load em when i get em kay?? =D we tried many things while smoking shisha,Hamse took a puff,and passed it on to Janus,using a straw,and then to Syazwan and to Isabelle by kissing, WOOT!! XD every puff i took,i made an O shape was awesome frigging thick,Colin did it too,we made love shape also and tiny little O's,after shisha-ing XP,we were walking back to Daniel's Car,10 people in ONE car LOL,while walking back to his car which is in the car park,we played some old game we young kids used to play,hold your friends leg and the other fun walk with their hands,and we started racing,i teamed with Syazwan,Colin-Hamse i think,Janus-Daniel lol,and we got scolded by the guard XD,Hamse was running and jumping continuestly,theres one moment he nearly fell,LOL
Daniel fetched everyone home after tht,Hamse and Daniel chilled in my house for a while,2am i think singing and fooling around,Daniel looked really sleepy,pity him,he kept telling Hamse lets go back Hamse didnt listen lol.

They went back about 3something i was gonna sleep already when they left,after 15minutes or so,Hamse called me,and i was like yeah?? and Hamse was like"you're never gonna believe wht happened",there was a car,right behind Daniels car,was in a hurry,and tht car over turned Daniel was asking whether they should stop and check it out,Hamse said yeah,when they we're out this 3 indian guys came out from the car,it seems one of em had a weapon,tht guy threw the weapon back in the car,Hamse was trying to ask them whether they we're okay but this other indian guy was shouting at him and Hamse asked Daniel to run back to the car,Hamse ran together with him,and this inccident Happened NEARBY MY PLACE,which is in taman sentosa,dam i hate to live in Klang,sigh. anyway thts my update guys thanks for reading ohpe u enjoyed it, -PEACE-

TAG YOU'RE IT!

2009-01-06T07:17:00.000-08:00

Instructions. Answer the questions below and put your answers into the numbers below.

Dear (the last person who text messaged you),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).(12),(Your name)

LETTER MEME INSTRUCTIONS:
1. DO THE "LETTER MEME".
2. TAG NO LESS THAN 5 OTHER PEOPLE.
3. THEN COPY THE "HOW-TO" LETTER MEME, AND FINISH YOUR JOURNAL ENTRY.

1. WHAT'S THE COLOUR OF YOUR SHIRT?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebabs - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In woman's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. WHAT'S THE COLOUR OF YOUR SOCKS?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot- Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOUR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Black- My best friend
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen-pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyed - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. WHAT'S THE COLOUR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
Yellow - Your love letters
White - Your ring
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your best friend
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. THE LAST LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. TO WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Boo-hoo now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Steffany,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when i changed tennis shoes in your camping car and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I did a sex-change . I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about to ruin the second world war.

GO BURN.
ROY LIM.

my goodness syg if u see this dont believe it dont even care about it kay....
its just a silly tagging thing.
to just spend my time when i so free lol.
I TAG ISABELLE!

HAPPY 2009!

2009-01-04T02:36:00.000-08:00

NEW YEAR!NEW FRIENDS! and NEW LOVE!,
hey guys, here are the pictures we took in the BBQ!

the start of the party the ladies with their games,
guitar heroes i think is the name of the game lol...

as you all can see haha,

Azrul,Emelia,and me Ma lol,

this is where the fun began,i lost in gambling from Brian,lol... LOST!! Brian is good... a new friend i made,he's like a second Janus they're like brothers,everyone says so lol...

this was the time we we're cheering for,wht?true love!wht best friends we have,how happy we are to have each other, Brian mostly about true love LOL,i cheered for tht too and i got mine on the day! ITS AWESOME!!

this was a CANDID SHOT says MA doesn't look like it...but its a nice shot!

ANOTHER CHEERS TO GOODBYE 2008 AND HELLO 2009!!!!!

Az,and Daniel TIPSY!! love the light effect i think its taken by Emelia... lol

US TIPSY 2009 PEOPLe!!!

WE'RE ALL TIPSY EVERYONE TOOK OFF THEIR CLOTHS ACCEPT ME AND DAN I DIDNT WANT TOO.... SHY WEYH!

my MA AND my NEW LOVE STEPH!

the night we first began loving each other more! and more!! she still doesnt want to tell me when is her birthday =( i only know its on August XD

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THE TIME OF DANCING STARTED ME AND BRIAN! lol

Hamse and ME!!!!

AND ITS THEIR TURN TO BOGGIE!!! lol

and this is the last picture for today! there's more but i'm lazy to post lah TOO MANY WEYH!!!

I LOVE TO THANK EVERYONE THT CAME AND TO EVERYONE THT INVITED ME!! I ENJOYED THE PARTY AND IF IT WASNT FOR U ALL I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION WITH STEPH!!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

feeling

2008-12-30T20:44:00.001-08:00

maybe i should listen to my friends lol.... i should... after wht i've heard yeah.... i should stop lol
JOSH! dont worry weyh i'm greatful u invited me to your party tht day,AND thanks for helping me text LOL,
i should stop lah weyh.... haha... give me some time yeah??? hhaha i will try i will lol.... thanks for being there for me yeah you guys...

OH I'M GONNA PARTY AT HAMSE'S TODAY WOOH!!!!!! will blog about it and post pictures when i'm free!

26th!!

2008-12-27T05:22:00.000-08:00

After Chirstmas day,everything started to get better, party in Joshua's place glad he invited us,
Janus,Ma(crystabelle),Colin and I went to the party we stayed over night at his place,Morning woke up,went to college, had serving,Joshua brought Candis along as my Guest! and i'm happy to have Joshua as me customer! he thought me how to serve!!! woooh i was a freaking stonner there,i didn't know SHIT! after serving,we went carefore,Joshua wanna buy EGGS!! XD
i kept bitting the box,we bought something else a crate of carlsberg,and some pudding shit all lah, i didnt want beer wan lah could high tht much i wanted VODKA! or BACARDI, or CHIVA'S REGAL!! but they said it was expensive,and Ma was like,"buy the cheap one lah",
LIKE LAH I WANNA DRINK CHEAP SHIT! stupid club 99 whisky cant even get high!
so after everything we we're on the way back to the car,i was with Jin,and Janus right, Janus accidently stepped on my slippers then i was WOH! this malay dude at the front of me got SHOCKED HE FUCKING DOING SILAT ALL THE WAY HAHAH!!!! then we all started laughing lah,Janus was saying My GOD! he gonna silat ur fucking ass up and down weyh LOL!! then start lah he posing and all lol.... we kept fighting for the beer carton... all gila beer already suddenly and it was like 3 or 4 in the afternoon, after tht we all went back,to Joshua's place Janus was trying to sleep everyone kept disturbing him... cannot sleep at all! when no one disturbed him,he'll talk to himself and shouts "i'm trying to sleep lah MAFAKA" it was boring lah at tht time ntg much to do,till more people came,we we're all eating and joking and playing and running around,and talking about russel peter's joke, lol,u know wht?! Janus and Jay! was like talking about the same FUCKING joke for the whole freaking day! lol,and still we laughed the whole time,oh oh did i mentioned tht i was freaking tipsy,9 cans baby! ya lah i know lah 9 CANS ONLY AH?! lol Janus drank 15,all because of this stupid game we we're playing this game,everyone has to pick up a spoon if u have 4 cards witht the same number,it was my 9th can already,i was looking at my friends card was asking wht did he want which card and i heard another guy which is also a TWIN!! TWIN POWER!!, saying he wanted card with number 8,and i was "hehehehe i have number 8,and i was asking him you want 8 ah you want 8??" and everyone was laughing all of the sudden,and i was like why they laughing and i saw all the spoons are GONE and i had to drink another can of beer LOL... the whole party was okay lah, I X KENA LAYAN LANSUNG WEYH ONLY MA AND JANUS! freaking emo,i start to miss Isabelle my JIE,Syazwan MY brotha!,Hamse the DAD! Daniel the other brother!Azrul THE ELDEST BROTHER... they all will layan weyh.....
Janus also missing them..... but the party was FUN lah not tht bad... we went AC after the party came home tidur,i slept with Janus and MA,both of them,were freaking NOISY!! Ma kept scolding Janus to keep quiet and sleep he was like okay. after a while sing,sing,sing, and okay for a while stop already,Ma was giggling, my goodness i'm the only sesat one there scolding them to DIAM!shit weyh! in the end i manage to fall asleep lah, it was 5.30 when i slept lol... Janus and Ma couldnt really sleep properly, oh yeah ma pushed Janus's head and he banged the table stand lol now theres a bumb on his head HAHAH!!! play some more lah play lol....

will upload pictures when i have em yeah??! thanks for reading peeps

Christmas Eve/Day

2008-12-27T05:06:00.000-08:00

okay so on me birthday, which is Christmas Eve,was okay... kinda boring,
but it was awesome really in the morning
cause i couldnt sleep properly,cause my phone was ringing from birthday wishes!!!! it was 12am then LOL,woke up on 9,freaking bored the whole freaking day i got ntg to do,next day also the same fuck it man!!! wheres tha christmas spirit!!!!

CHRISTMAS!!! AND TODAY!! XD

2008-12-23T03:41:00.000-08:00

GODNESS! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!!!!
AND I GOT MY NEW SPECS WEEE!!!! i think i look like a farking retard lah weyh seriously,
eh i am a retard already right??? XD so it doesn't matter lah lol...
tomoro i dont know how.... i'm afraid to go college NOT because of the specs,
takut kena lauk or something weyhh.... die lah i must bring extra shirts 4 incase....

godness dont know how now.... wht goes around comes around lah peace!!!!

OH OH!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE!!!

ESPECIALLY TO ALL MA FRIENDS!!!
JANUS U MAFAKA!!,JOSHUA,ISABELLE,SYAZWAN,HAMSE,DANIEL,LESLIE,CRYSTABELLE,JAZZ,
AZRUL,ENNOY,BENEDICT,MICHELLE WONG,MICHELLE LAU(TOO MANY MICHELLES TO SAY LAZY LAH XD),IMRAN,SERENE,CHRISTINE,AMIRUL,JQ,
MUHD,RANDY,WILLIAM,TOPAC,WYNESSE,HAZEEQ,
ROBYN,SZE GUAN,SALLY,JACKLYN,SHIN YE,SATEESH,KHAIRUL,NAZRUL,NICK,ANTHONY, I CANT REMEMBER ALL THE MAFA NAMES LAH WEYHH ALL U OTHER MAFA'SOUT THERE HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!! GOD BLESS

WHT A DAY!

2008-12-21T03:07:00.000-08:00

whole day blogging about stuffs.... dont know why today got so many stuffs to blog,
lol and was editing ma profile dam friggin long it took me to do everything,was finding for layouts for my profile also,but the results??? i got nothing.... godness!
Oh and i registered for nuffnang XD lol

Some Tagging shit To Make me Feel I Have Something To Do XD

2008-12-20T23:57:00.000-08:00

Rules & Regulations:
1. Do not copy answers.
2. The tag questions must be 100%.
3. Tag people after doing tag.
4. No tagging back.

I tag anyone who wants to do this:

1.Janus
2.Isabelle
3.Randy
4.Robyn
5.Taufeeq
6.Sypher Imran
7.Michelle
8.Joshua
9.J-shawn

1. How do you know 1? Through Randy,Crazy Friend weyh,from a friend to a brother from another mother!
2. What would you do if you never met 2?show my stupidity and lameness and asks where is abang! lol
3. What would you do if 3 and 4 dated you? LOL no way,number 4 IS RANDY WEYH CANNOT!!!4?? ALSO CANNOT LAH SERIOUS LOL no comment
4. Do you think 7 is attractive?Yup yup my mother weyh must say good things,she can see my blog ya know?? kena wack with broom stick if she see's me in college if i talk bad about her XD joking MA.
5. Do you know anything about 8's family? Nope,I only saw his younger brother i think,friendly =D and he has 4 cats XD meow!
6. Tell me something about 9.He has the same feeling i do,sometimes,like when i get mad he feels the same way too AND HE's IN EUROPE NOW!!and i knew him from Randy
7. What language does 2 speak? English, Malay, and Chinese???
8. Who is 3 going out with?He's still waiting for tht someone,and i think i know who
9. How old is number 4? 16??
10. 5?19 my other abang weyh i know XD
11. Who is 6 favourite singer?not sure this question must ask MA,i try lah i think its some singer in bettle's?? haha
12. 7? oh oh,i think its the Estrange Bang thinggy because,u know why heh XD
13. Is 8 single? yeah recently started,sad case for him lah
14. What is 9 last name? Shawn?? HAHA.
15. Would you consider being in a relationship with 1? NO! oh my GODNESS,RIGHT jANUS?? lol!!
16. Which school does 2 go to?dont know lah x tanya XD
17. What do you like about 3? His funny,and crazy just like Janus,Colin,Me!!! XD miss him weyh dah lama x jumpe =(

Janus Tagged ME!! XD

2008-12-20T23:38:00.000-08:00

1) Do you think you're hot? I Think I'm Average??
2)Upload your favourite picture of you!

3)Why do you like that picture?i'm having the christmas spirit man! LOL
4)When was the last time you ate pizza? In Hamse's place I THINK!
5)The last song you listened to?Ben's Bitches - Berbulu
6)What are you doing right now besides this? Posting MORE BLOGS,reading peoples blogs?? lol
7)What name would you prefer besides yours? Leroy XD

People I tag:

1)Serene Gan
2)Daniel Hong
3)Janus
4)Isabelle
5)Syazwan

8)Who is number 1? Someone I find attractive XD
9)Number 3 is having a relationship with? That fella,hmph!No mind of his own weyh! lol,he wants every girl XD
10)Say something about number 5?He's my brotha,boyfriend to number 4,and a lovely one they are,yup yup =D
11)How about number 4? My sister!! GANAS
12)Who is number 2? My long time friends since standard 5 or 6??? LOL
13)Say something the person who tag you.AWESOME FRIEND!! CHUNTED!! A guy tht has an ANUS! THIS IS HIS NAME "JANUS THE GAYNESS ANUS" XD

Why Guys LOVE the Chase

2008-12-20T23:00:00.000-08:00

I thought I would outgrow enjoying the thrill of the chase, but I can't get over it.
Most guys go out there with the goal of getting lucky.
Lately, all it takes for me to feel total accomplishment is having a girl call me "cute," or "funny". At that point, I can leave the bar, stop by the diner for late-night-eats, and lie down alone knowing that someone out there found me attractive.
I'm sure a lot of you get frustrated that guys seem to lose their passion when they have finally started dating you. Here are some reasons guys love the thrill of the chase:
1. Laziness
At first glance, chasing does not seem like a lazy activity. But it is. When I'm chasing a girl there is no pressure to succeed. So, when a girl calls me"cute," I can assume my chase is over and I can call it quits. It's lazy to participate in chasing girls, but it's hard to be lazy when you actually date and get into a serious relationship.
2. The Fantasy Ideal
When I chase a girl, I do so without knowing her too well. The chasing stage is all about getting to know them and learning more about them...well, stalking them. And all while I'm stalking, I have am falling more and more for this girl I don't really know; but I've set her up in my mind as the perfect, unattainable girl. Once dating begins, they usually doesn't turn out to be what I built her up to be.
3. Competitive Nature
Guys love the hunt. So, we are just fulfilling our destiny when we chase girls, even if we don't end up winning them over. The chase is fun and feels natural. We don't respond as well when we are being chased, we kind of don't know what to do.
4. The Giddiness Factor
You know that fun part of the relationship where every thing is new and you're giddy about everything? You get those butterflies in your tummy every time you see that special person. Part of the amazing part of giddiness is feeling unsure of how things are going, with an overall positive vibe. This is the essence of the thrill of the chase: anything's possible!
5. You Can Remain Single While Chasing
While I'm chasing one girl, I can open up my efforts to a few girls. While I'm chasing someone, if I'm a halfway decent person, I'm single so there is no responsibility to anyone.
6. I Love Teamwork
When I launched my campaign on my high school sweetheart, I assigned a friend in her class the task of mole: listen to her conversations, figure out where she was going on a given weekend, and report back to me. Was there any chance that I'd be able to win her over? We schemed, and planned and had a common goal in mind. But, once I actually started dating her, my buddy was no longer in the picture. We were both comfortable with how things were going, so there was no longer: "breaking news," that she said she'd be attending a certain party along with the excitement and hope that went along with it.
7. She Seems Impossible To Get To
Guys intrigued when girls are not accesible, so they aspire to get on her radar. She seems so elusive, mysterious, and unattainable. It gets to the point that I'm thinking, "She's got to be mine some way, somehow!"
The chase has a number of "guy" behaviors built into it: the hunt, fear of commitment, and camaraderie with our buddies. It also has a number of things that are universally intriguing to guys and gals: mystery and adventure.
I just wonder when I'm going to grow up and get over the chase and settle on dating a girl because I actually want to date her?
Do you ever enjoy the chase? Do you find that guys in your life love the chase and then disappear or lose their passion? Is it just a matter of meeting the right girl -- will I stop chasing when I find the right one? Or is it a matter of maturity?

yesterday and today... wooh dam nice weyh my title everytime the same swtness

2008-12-19T03:10:00.000-08:00

okay yesterday cannot remember much...
ALL i can remember IS!!! I MADE KAKAK MARAH!!!! sorry!!!! don wanna talk about it,
and today,MET JANUS THE GAYNESS ANUS!!! we went to piramid with joshua,evon,sam,merv and some other girls XD,woohh
and i ot my hyper mood back because Janus came lol... he's like the positive end of the magnet and colin and i are his negative ends LOL dont think dirty ah!!
U DIRTY MINDED FREAKS!! oh oh and in short form for our ends is ne ne po XD lol.... ya i know not funny i'm lame thanks crys LOL....
and after piramid followed Janus back to college,we took a taxi,we randomly talked with the taxi driver,and he randomly made a topic about gays and we laughin like mad in the cab,Colin kept farting non-stop,and i start asking questions to the taxi driver,"KALAU ADA PONDAN NAK MASUK TAXI U,U MAU AMBIK DIA AH?" lol i know my bm sucks okay thank you,anyway he replied "ADA!dulu ada satu cina punya customer call itu office mereka call saya,saya peri ambil itu pondan,lepas itu i tanya duit,DIA TANAK BAGI!!"we were like why??? "DIA MAU HISAP KOTEK AKU!!!" then we laughed nonstop in tht dam CAB!!! lol the taxi guy laugh together with us and was saying,"KALAU! dia ada cipap tak apa lah free pun boleh! ini ada lanchau MAU SAYA,saya terus marah dia lo" hahaha funniest shit ever talking with tht cab guy lol! adn the thing is he cant stop talking about tht gay,he's either gay expressing his JOY,or fucking pist with having this type of customer lol,he's even smillin and having fun telling the joke LOL,thanks wht happened today....

Russel Peters!

2008-12-16T19:08:00.000-08:00

came back yesterday was trying to upload russel peters video in ma blog for everyone to see, but its toooooo freaking big.... so i couldnt upload it at all... if any of u who wants to watch the red white and brown let me know i'll send it to you in msn XD oh plus i'm okay with my dad... he wants to watch russel peters LOL XD

FRR*********!!!!

2008-12-15T03:36:00.001-08:00

went back today,hoping to come home and only to blog about how lili was running her way,from cats screaming in college,and boy was it funny... then DAD went and spoiled me mood,
waiting for him to pick us up from the train station,he saw me using the phone booth was trying to call someone,and he was asking me,"why were you using the phone booth??" and i was like,trying to call someone my phone battery died and he said i know u got no credit,and he starts scolding and say dont waste money on credit OKAY! and i told him again battery died,and he would listen and he was asking the same question again and again 3 times already and i was moody because of the scolding and i shouted BATTERY DIED! and he started shouting at me,you angry get out of the car! i was like i lazy wanna argue lah,
and he starts saying colin and me are very rude especially me,and he said even my elder brother says tht,HE'S ALWAYS SAYING GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY ELDER BROTHER,colin doesnt say anything,he's always ignoring although he hates it alot i know but,its still not fair okay??? so i got mad,i said always JULIAN IS THE GREAT ONE YEAH?? julian is the responsible one the good one the smart one! dam!!
my dad is always saying my elder brother is smart he doesnt shout at them,he has a work he can drink he can smoke,he can do WHT EVER HE WANTS, i say shit man, if my brother is SO RESPONSIBLE my dad's car wouldnt have been bang by a kancil when he was dribing my dad's car,and my father,he'll just get sad or mad for a while with him and then its gone its okay..
For US! me and colin,he'll get so fucking pist off i know! if we do bang his car on someone elses car,and MY DAD he agree's on every single thing! every single CHOICE my brother makes,he wants to learn audio engineering NO PROBLEM! good good,I LEARN MASCOM!!! NO U CANNOT MAKE IT U WONT AND U DONT EVEN HAVE THE QUALIFICATIONS TO BE IN MASCOM!!!! WTH MAN!!! he doesn't support on my choices but he supports on my elder brothers.. its's always about him!!! and u know wht?? when i asked the lady in the student service place.... she told me if i do wanna join mascom all i freaking need is 4 credits AND I DO HAVE THT, he thinks i doesnt do researh maybe i look stupid to him,come on I'M SMARTER THAN U THINK!,
i told him i wanna be a VJ,he says till how long?? tht work u cannot do till u get old he knows he says,I HAVE PHAT FABES in our church HOLY REDEEMER!! there and i see him i think he's married AND HE's still a VJ! teenager's,VJ!! one aunty married and has 3 kids!!!! A VJ FOR SOME LIGHT AND EASY CHANNEL!!! come on man i'm not stupid okay,and he says i'm comparing with my brother and all,i dont think i am,maybe just a little,BUT he's comparing more,Colin might,just might control his anger he doesnt want family arguing I DONT WANT THT TOO,BUT I HAVE MY LIMITS OKAY!!! STOP COMPARING US WITH JULIAN!!! i love my dad but,yeah he sometimes compare us and deny's he's comparing dammit..... not so funnaybloggay now.....

INTRODUCING THE TWINS

2008-12-14T05:26:00.000-08:00

ME

MA BRADER!!! U DONT MESS WITH THE TWINS XD THIS IS HOW ME ROCK LOL

HEHE

2008-12-12T19:17:00.000-08:00

yesterday... seeing friends dancing the walts lol... i stepped Jq's leg 3 times lol.... practicing
not use to it but i'll get the hang of it ;D... i was dancing my own way while listening to their song lol... thinking of the moves,didnt want to bother them practicing,baby was looking and looking at them dance and we we're talkin lol... something,went down after tht,Hamse,Daniel,Azrul and Albert saw us went down LOL... they we're shouting woooh like crazy LOL.... am waiting till now for isabelle to post pictures of us all for 2 hari dah SISTER!!! CPT CPT!! i'm not feeling so good.... sigh

2008-12-10T20:30:00.000-08:00

oh and i'm hungweee.... i'm making bakon,hot dawg and eggs.... mmmmmm yum yum....

yesturday.....

2008-12-10T20:11:00.000-08:00

Was having assessment.... i made so many mistakes... =(
Colin did better than me,i was rushin things and i took the tray with the cutleries and stuff all straight to the table... and when i was done lecturer was checking my performance and how i set the table of all those setting i've done the only dam thing tht was correct is the stupid desert dish LOL,
after assessment,walked around with josh and evon,and went to see serene,
after tht went and see Hamse,chilling with him,asked Daniel whether he could fetch me home and he said okay,and after his class we chilled at Hamse's,we were playing blackjack,and every single one of them while cutting,they always give me cards with 22 when i wanna get 21 they give me 22,i've counted in the whole game,i got 22 for about 6 or 7 times i think,and daniel and colin was winning and losing and suddenly winning alot Hamse was like "lucky bastard" lol i couldnt play properly cause was thinking about stuffs alot,stressful, after the game Hamse was like telling colin your brother owes me 410 ahaha lol... and everyone was laughing at me...
they was a little drama happening at their place lah before we were playing,not gonna say

after all tht daniel fetched me and ma twin home,went home was on the phone after tht WoW for a while and slept... today went behide my house tht has a phone booth.. called Daniel he's sick i think i'm sick too... everyones sick,we got it from Hamse i think FLU!!!! Daniel's having flu isabelle having flu owh owh AND SYAZWAN!! HE HAS 5 FREAKISHLY HUGE ULSERS IN HIS THROAT!!!!! pity him he cant swollow things properly... waiting for Daniel now waiting till he wakes up wait wait wait..... i wanna go college!!!!! lol

hope!

2008-12-06T16:39:00.000-08:00

chatting with hawtay yesterday night really really long,
am happy i could make her feel better,she was really feeling blue,
she wants me to tell her things about meself saying i'm refusing to say things lol,
but i am saying everything lol...
she's one tough cookie,its really comfy and i dont know how to express this feeling when talking to her,its really AWESOME! lol she makes me feel kiddy again, i mean like really kiddy lol!
and she likes to say i'm bullshitting about stuffs ALOT! =(
well i ain't gonna stop trying =D

fine dining yesterday!

2008-12-05T20:24:00.000-08:00

Sowie didn't Update me Blog for a while already,
YEs! i went fine dining yesterday,I know unbelievable,I know wht u thinking guys surely,
everyone will stare at me because i'm too noisy,but i didn't make any noise cause i was sitting with JQ and her working friend i think XD,Dam freakin awkward weyh! not use to fine dining! MY FIRST FREAKING TIME WEYH!!! yesterday while fine dining i was a good boy i didnt make alot of noise nor jump around like a monkey,not tht i'm one lah XD

Janus,Daniel,and Colin was sitting on another table having fun there and joking around i could take it i need to make noise!! ARGH!!but then i Chilled!need to respect ma friends tht i'm sitting with, =D sorry ah i keep changing colours it represents ma mood XD hahhaa..

the whole fine dine i only like the chocolate moose,and me duck was soft! YAY and not tht salty,JQ's and her friends one was really hard LOL,lucky me!Evon syg me gave me soft and easy to eat.. hehe XD thanks to her and JOSHY!!! i get to experience fine dining... and free food weyh! haha...after fine dining we went to hamse's place,fine daniel,then we went to segi college(THE MOST GAYEST,MOST QUIET,HOTTEST,NERDY college weyh)haha when we were there Janus went and pass up his assignment,Daniel,Colin and me was checking his college out,then we wanted to see whether their college toilet was nice or not,when we went in it was dam freakingsmall and funnnay,u know wht?? theres a dustbin there,in the toilet not use to throw rubbish but it is used as a DOOR STOPPER!! haha,and if there is anyone in there,and someone just takes off the rubbishbin away the person inside cant come out,theres no way for him or her to come out LOL!!!can lock tht person u hate inside weyh! CHUN!!!!

so anyway after collge we went main campus,after tht AC play counter strike with Daniel,Hamse,and Azrul on the CT team and Janus Colin and me on the terrorist team! lol dam ownage.after playing we saw choi may! miss tht girl,Janus stayed back i followed Daniel so as Colin did,Daniel took us back to taylors pj,went and see joshy and Evon,chatting there till 7 i think,and then JOSHY was kind enough to fetch us home!!! tht was about it lah for yesterday! thanks for reading my lame story people! XD

sigh

2008-11-29T02:48:00.000-08:00

why things doesn't go the way u want it to be?? sigh...

yesterday was a bad day on morning,and a goodday at night and a bad day at night for a while XD lol

2008-11-28T23:14:00.000-08:00

Morning went to college,
Miss Audrey was pist off with some of the students cause they did not do their assignments,
some of them did but couldnt present for her because one of my classmates took their tumbdrives,there were only four people who did the presentation including me! YAY! but still i pity miss Audrey,spoiled my whole morning man because of tht classmate..

Afternoon went and play pool for a while,and then walked to piramid,
meeting Janus there,we walked all the way from college to piramid took us about 12 mins lol...
we saw sze guan,his younger brother,and loo,wanted to ask him for my money,its been 3 months already and he still owes me money nvr gonna lend him anymore,we reached piramid at last,
sze guan called me,said he'll see us soon,i said okay but we didnt meet up at all,Daniel called after tht,and he said he's in piramid and we met up at somewhere nearby friendster together with Janus,we walked around looking at girls lol.We followed Daniel he wanted to see his school friends,all of em was okay,just one or two of em,first we played bowling we freaking lost the game 2 times!!! and i messed Janus's name in the chart and typed his name into ANUS!!! HAHA!! after all the games we went and see another friend of Daniel's dam was he a freaking show off,trying to show off like he's a big gangster or something lol.. he dont know us yet... he was like staring at Janus,Colin and me for no freaking reasons... and we all stared at him back,and he was showing off himself smoking like he is dam cool and all..sigh come on man! lameo... we were all pist off tht time we didnt care because we have MATURE thinking HAHAH!! who am i kidding... we just didnt want to cause trouble with sad people like him.. lol... so anyway after tht we went Asian Avenue,and we walked around,Daniel wanted to buy A liverpool poster,Janus said it was sad cause he's a liverpool fan and he said MU rocks, lol.... in the end Daniel bought his poster,and Janus was trying to get a girls number which is working in Urben-Tee,and he asked Colin to ask for the number,dam malu wey him,when colin asked for her number and told her everything,the girl said "I DARE YOU to ask your friend to ask for my number if he likes me" lol and in the end he came and they talked alot it seems they're from the same college SAGAY college a place for Gays ONLY lol... here are some pictures of us chillin at Asian Avenue.

us trying out funnay caps in Asian Avenue

us again tring out more caps!

Janus playing with the Cow cap lol

after all those fooling around we went to Hamseh's,Crystal,Isabelle,Syazwan and Azrul's place lol... went there oh dam nice weyh the apartment!!! got roof access also wey and double story apartment!!! Janus dam jealous with all of them... rent quite high all for me lol.. syazwan switch on some techno Janus was dancing and I went and join only Janus and I was dancing there lol... after tht came defpunk i dont know how to dance with tht song but Janus did,he popped alot lol.. it was great!
after lepaking we went home.

Janus's mom fetch us home,his mom is really friendly and strict! lol... and Janus kept calling his mom LALA because she was wearing like a lala,it was okay to me cause she was Korean lol... his Mom took us for dinner at a traditional Korean restaurant,it was awesome,LOL i tried something new yesterday! I have pictures lol

His mom was laughing looking at us this way,and called us three monkeys.I'd preffer three stooges XD

the bill came out and it was RM179.80!I felt really bad.we thank his mom alot for it!=D

after tht we went back home,i surfed the net a while and i went to bed,
NOW.. i'm just waiting for Daniel to come pick me up at night hee... thanks for reading peeps XD

2008-11-26T04:50:00.000-08:00

Leslie laughing at a joke Daniel made i think,Janus dsl pose! lol and Finally can see colin!

2008-11-26T04:49:00.000-08:00

lol tak habis2 amik gmba weyh!

2008-11-26T04:48:00.000-08:00

Daniel,Me,Janus,and Colin,cannot see his face lol

2008-11-26T04:47:00.000-08:00

Daniel,when we were at the traffic light,sorry took half of your face only wey!XD

2008-11-26T04:46:00.000-08:00

thts me,Leslie,and Janus

crazy day

2008-11-26T04:12:00.000-08:00

today went to college,after all those classes went and play pool at the 7th floor,
one of my friends friend,name Brian was DRUNK! and started asking me for a cigarrete,and i said "ask from my brother" and he went to my brother and said "your brother wants cigarrete" LOL oh and i learn a new a new word! BOLOL!!! i think it mean bodoh is tht it?? lol... anyway we were waiting for Daniel... when Daniel came,we went to AC(Asia Cafe) for u people who doesnt know whts AC.we were finding a place to sit when we got there,we suddenly came across JANUS! the guy without a penis,who has a anus! LOL,so anyway we chat for a while,then he took off teman some chick back to college lah,then he came back and sat down together with Daniel,Colin,Leslie and me, introduces then to Anus,and started lah talking crap,I saw this girl wearing skirt open he leg big big,then i start shouting CHANNEL V! and they were like wht channel V?? i said to them channel V means when u see a girl wide opens her leg means channel V,and for girls if u see a guy,wearing JEANS and opens his leg wider than ever u can say MTV! after tht,they start looking at girls could find any channel V and Leslie was like why no more channel V wan?? lol.... after crapping about channel V colin ask Janus to show Daniel how to make his nipple steam HAHA! and Janus asked Daniel to like hit his nipples with his finger like lastick like tht lah,and rub it slowly,and he even gave a freaking demonstration! WTF! hahaha we were all laughing like mad until everyone start to look at us.after tht we went and play pool,Janus kept singin and dancing when all his favorite song came on TV,and everyone was looking at him LOL and i joined him too! lol...

and theres one song Ayer i think by flo-rida and some other artist lah,came on and we started singing and dancing and shouting ayer! we played pool for so long until the bill came and it was RM22! on my table Daniel and me split,and RM24 on Janus's table split with colin and Leslie,
our money all gone wey... didn't know we played tht long!after tht we played foosball,and it started raining,dam the game was intence wey..shouting so lound!,lucky we're not the only ones,
use our wallets and cover the goals so we can play longer lol...after playing we went down,Colin went and buy cigarretes,and coke,and we all drank together,for a while Daniel saw his classmate which he dont even know her name,Janus was like eh dam hot wey and he wanted to ask her number,we all there go lah go lah,he said wait,suddenly this waiter was looking at us and the girl for so long and couldnt wait for Janus to make the move he go and call her HAHA!!! Janus was WEYH! jangan kacau lah tunggu boleh ah?!!! lol... the rest was laughing,including me,after tht the girl was leaving,he went and follow her colin was recording,dont know can post or not tht video,he follow tht girl until she went out he stopped and ran back lol... wasting time wey,then we went back,in the car started blasting Daniel's radio listening to three six mafia-lolipop,and Janus start lah to dance again,we were shouting singing in the car and was looking at girls.... lol dam lifeless man we all... after tht all quiet for a while Daniel suddenly horn to one married couple tht has a son already lol...later on we were on the highway singing playing in the car like little children,Daniel's having a headache cause too noisy,we made more noise lol...and i enjoyed the air blowing through my face as you can see the picture on top there,Janus was doing the samething as well (the first picture on the top),while i was doing tht some kancil car family all inside looking at me and laughing I was laughing as well so as the rest of them LOL!!! after tht we saw polis suddenly only all keep quiet and stopped laughing,pass only start acting like little boys again lol....and we took pictures in the car when we were reaching to Janus house i upload in a while,after all those fun acting like little children,we all were home already and Daniel finally had his peace and quiet lol

Interesting Conversation

2008-11-25T06:41:00.000-08:00

AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal
him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then?
(Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow.
Is God good?
Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it?
And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe
the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science
says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith.
And that is the problem science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega
heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing
light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there
is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.

To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of
course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work
and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's
brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain,
felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.

With all due respect, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir... The link between man & God is FAITH. That is
all that keeps things moving & alive.
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WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT STUDENT WAS?
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The student was ...
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam,
the current President of India and
this is a true story.

Estrella

2008-11-25T06:35:00.000-08:00

wht a day!

2008-11-25T01:10:00.000-08:00

slept about 2am in the friggin morning!and woke up at freaking 6 and off to college,
and was so dam tired all because of blogspot! i'm getting addicted back again!
thanks MA! XD ntg much happen today,just found out tht my friend adrian got robbed
and it reminded me about how Vin Kong and Aby nearly got robbed also,
there was this one day Vin Kong and Aby were walking to Autumn and suddenly this 3 indian guys came on(i dont mean tht "came ON!" for u sickos! actually i'm a sicko as well lah hehe)
so anyway the came on a motorbike and Vin Kong thought they wanted to ask for directions or something and he just said "tada tada tada" till one indian guy pulled the golden silver chain Vin Kong was wearing,and Vin Kong hit tht guy with his HARD POUCH idk wht he keep inside his pouch lah full of nonsense inside,after tht he wanted to ask Aby to run away"being the hero",and when he turned to his left to ask Aby to run,Aby already ran away long time WHT A FRIEND LOL!!! after tht Vin Kong ran away as well,and those guys were chasing him... (they were chasing him at the back alley btw) Vin Kong was fat as you know,he got tired and turned to his back and he saw they were still chasing him,he got pist off he wanted to take his pouch and knock one of them down on the head,he turned around and act like wanna chase them the indian guy pushed the break and was frighten with Vin Kong and tht time Vin Kong was laughing,wtf in this situation also can laugh wey! and he said to them masih kejar ka?! lol...... and finally he reached to autumn and they didnt chase him from there and he some more can say mari lah! LOL thts about it lah... haha... i dont know why i telling this also *sweat*,i ponteng class today dont wanna listen to MR.VINESH teach he's so boring and i dont know wht he teaches us... if you're in my class then u know lah i say no use.....i took the train back to telok gadung and a friend of mine tumpang me to autumn,met school mates there and beatrice,she just came back from NZ! blogging in cyber and halfway listening to the girls playing london bridge is falling down MY GOODNESS... girls lah.... after tht didnt continue my blog i just stopped so now i'm continuing me blog... they all went back d i'm alone =(, we were all at the mamak for a while chatting,i disturbed Nushka saying her nose hair very long,its a joke but she didnt play along not like other girls tht would fall for it... she's a smarty pants, and Leong nearly kissed me WEOH, YUCK! and Leong is a guy okay not a girl and he's not gay! i'm not gay!after all those fun making lame jokes together and talking nonsense they went back,and i'm here blogging,nothing to do,waiting for dad,sleepay,and thinking about something... something i've forgotten,something important.... maybe to tired lah,I WANNA GO HOME where is my PA! sleepy wey.... anyway thts just it lah ntg happening today....thanks for reading peeps,chow!

QUARANTINE!!!!!!

2008-11-24T08:18:00.000-08:00

I watched quarantine today,
Or was it yesterday, WTF dont care lah....
FUCKING SCARY WEY!!!!
and the best part is Janus peed in his pants HAHA!!!
TAKE THT U CHIPLAK KOREAN lol.... i'm just joking lah,
18 yo guy didnt pee in his pants okay dont believe me
after the movie we went and lepak,kacau robyn,
then went down to mynews.com and buy cigarretes,and colin kept pinching Janus's nipples
till it was so freaking sharp colin hurt himself!LOL i know not funny shuddup!
then this gay cashier thought colin and janus is gay until he kept staring at colin and Janus
with a freaking turned on look!and i was like OMG!!and then we start walking outside of kamila tobacco and start talking about the movie.. how we could make our own Quarantine 2!
we we're thinking of making a different type of disease,sperm disease! we came out of tht idea when we we're annoying Randy about how he masturbated in the club called Barcelona!! HAHA its not true but,tht jke nvr gets old man!
after tht we walked to MC D's and saw three freaking gays and they kept looking at Randy!!! and randy was so turned on he told me RANDY:I LENG ZHAI MA(WITH A HORNY SMILE ON HIS FACE)!!! KNN gay also he like wey!!! lol....the rest of the day i forgot wht happen already... oh yeah i saw michelle... MY MOM!! lol i thnk thts about it lah... oh yeah! at night i mean middle of the night... chat with mother i'm dam hyper... somemore reading peoples blog... ntg to do... then MA asked me to create a blog so create loh... and i start to write this shit for 1 freaking hour... lol... thts it for one day i need to sleep and wake up at 6am!!and its already 12.36am! lol...

thanks for reading ma blog yo!
hope i'm lame enough to make u laugh...CHOW!